What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 15:51

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

Are today’s baseball pitchers faster than a few years ago, or is it that radar guns have improved and get the pitch speed as it is released rather than as it reaches the plate?

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

4 foods that can lower blood pressure naturally, according to a top cardiologist - Times of India

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

Diablo II: Resurrected Ladder Season 11 Coming Soon - Blizzard News

Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

Rare ‘Einstein zig-zag’ sheds light on universe’s hidden forces - The Brighter Side of News

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

TV Ratings: Game 7 Gives NBA Finals a Six-Year High - The Hollywood Reporter

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So they tried

Novavax's COVID-19-Influenza Combination and Stand-alone Influenza Vaccine Candidates Showed Robust Immune Responses and Were Well Tolerated in Initial Cohort of a Phase 3 Trial - Novavax Investor Relations

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What is the dirtiest thing you have allowed your husband to do?

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Amazon invests historic $20 billion for artificial intelligence infrastructure in Pa. - Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...

How reliable is U.S. economic data? It’s a growing risk for investors awaiting the next Fed rate cut. - MarketWatch

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Algorithm to analyze smartphone app data can predict MS symptoms - Multiple Sclerosis News Today

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance